FAILED

It's curious to start writing with such a matter - politics.
Surely not one of my favourite topic.
But how not to dedicate 5 minutes to this historic italian moment?
Well, my friends, Italy has definitively failed.

Sorry Cicero, these days show once more that "historia magistrae vitae" was not a great tought.
Historia doesn't teach anything.
Specially if you has not studied it.

The COUP D'ETAT has finally arrived.

Previewed by everyone, prevented by no one.
Berlusconi in the history next to Napoleon (same size too), Caucescu, Pinochet, Franco, Tito - to tell someone. Our modern Mussolini, for the nostalgic. The difference is the tactic: the others killed bodies, he kills brain instead.

He tells you what to think. He's the voice inside your head. Your moral. Your excuse. Your paradigm of happiness. The italian miracle. The new Messiah. (everyone knows that his secret desire is to conquer Vatican. The first liberal Pope!)
Soubrettes, lackeys, worms, priests.
Revisionism, propaganda, fear, consume.
With a touch of billy clubs.

"Things you don't see, they don't exist."

Hail to dictature, so?
Yes. It's welcomed.

When you feel fucking sick, after a hard drunk - what's better than a finger in your troath?
(Fuck, I only hope it will be fast with this finger!)
Italy doesn't waste time. He wants to go till the end.
To see what's AFTER?

Ad now, the hottest news!

• Impunity to the 3 highest offices. Specially the "short" one.
• Separation between judicial and executive powers canceled. The theory of three powers "revisited". A-la-Pinochet, voilà.
• Magistrates at bar.
• Muffled journalists. The few free one remained, of course.
  
• Military troops on the streets. Wow, now I feel very protected.

Some old news, but always actual.

• Naples buried under thousands of tons of garbage.
• Risk of black plague in Campania. Yes, I said black plague. Disappeared from 3 centuries. Italians are nostalgic people.
  
• Incineretors like mushrooms. "Don't worry, Lavoisier law is thing of the past. If you burn something, it disappears."

You prefer numbers, maybe?

• 90% of media owned by a single person. (Guess who? Yes....you hit it!)
• Cosa Nostra, Camorra, N'Drangheta and Sacra Corona Unita are the biggest italian multinationals. The real made in Italy. The only make 35% of italian annual P.I.L.
• 95% of crimes are unpunished. I'm not joking. You can't go to prison, also if you really want it.
• We lose 1% of Italian soil each year covered by cement. With some years, tourists will enjoy holidays in "the big parking". Pliz visit auar cauntry.
  
• Public debt reached 1.596.762 millions of Euros in 2007. We take as model Argentina, you know.
  

"C'mon, Lorenzo...take it easy! You always exagerate! Look, we're going not so bad. Italian team reached the quarters in European championships."

That's why we failed.